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FOR FUN: Guy posts “boyfriend for rent” for Chinese New Year Viral 

FOR FUN: Guy posts “boyfriend for rent” for Chinese New Year

Social media is really a strange, yet amusing place.

If you’re single, sad, and lonely (I know, I don’t mean to rub it in) , and you’re looking for a date this Chinese New Year weekend, this post might be just for you.

Agasi Ching, on Wednesday, posted his “Chinese New Year boyfriend rental available” on his Facebook page. And it read:

Chinese new year boyfriend rental available
Rate card:
P80/hour (student’s rate)
P600 (whole Chinese New Year)

•20 years old
•Visible Abs
•Momma’s Boy but you can call me “Baby Daddy”

•has own gym
•can lift you (from your sorrows)
•gets along well with your family members and Relatives (also accepting angbao)
•expert in cooking vienna sausage and century tuna
•”Gwapo according to my parents”
•Will travel with you anywhere you like (May waze naman)

Extra charges apply for:
•Car rental for pick-up (exclusive of gas)
•Formal Attire

Things I can’t do:
•Speak fluent Mandarin
•Defend you from flying cockroaches
•Decline from accepting angbao
•Play Mahjong
•Make my eyes bigger

Personas willing to put off:
A. Magic Mike (Pero medyo matigas lang katawan)
B. Kdrama male lead (Ako mismo yung magdub)
C. Dao Ming Si (Medyo Badboy pero loverboy)
D. Workout partner
E. Kung Fu Master (Kung FUmulutan maramihan)

1 day promo:
January 25, 2017
Get 20% discount from all rates.
For more photos, check my instagram page
Instagram: agassiching

PS (Just for fun) Please don’t take this seriously 😂😁

Who needs Lee Minho when you have Agasi Ching? Eching!



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